I Want the Baked "Goods"
If you don't have the time or the artistic capabilities to create a detailed penis cake but you still want to make something homemade for your friend's bachelorette party, don't worry. There are much simpler options. If you're married to the cake idea, try baking some cupcakes with a simple mix from the grocery store. When?the cupcakes are?cool, ice them and dust them with naughty sprinkles (you can find these on many online sites or in some adult fun stores). You'll still get that deliciously tasteless look with half the work. If you're willing to go another direction, penis cookies are a great idea. Order some penis cookie cutters (available on sites like bachelorettesuperstore.com) and you can create baked phalluses effortlessly. *As it is highly unlikely that you will have everything you need laying around, make sure that you order or pick up the items that you need well before the night of the party.
Suggestive Options
Looking for suggestions on bachelorette party refreshments that are naughty but easy to pull off? Just because you missed out on Erotic Cake Decorating 101 (or don't have the time for it) doesn't mean that you can't get the same message across with different types of foods. If baking doesn't fit into your schedule but you still want to put those penis-shaped baking pans to good use, use them to serve snack items like chips and pretzels. You can even order serving bowls with sexual pictures printed inside so that whoever scores that last hunk of hummus will get an even bigger treat. Now, you obviously won't have enough sexually suggestive serving dishes for the entire spread so cover your nonsuggestive platters with suggestive foods. Yes, ladies, break out the mini wienies and chocolate-covered bananas and plop them down next to the bratwurst and the meatballs.
Naughty Baking
So, you want an X-rated cake but don't want to drop the cash on one at a bakery that specializes in them? Those things can be pricey and there are other naughty suggestions?on bachelorette party refreshments. Many adult stores sell X-rated cake molds that can assist you with your erotic cake decorating endeavors. Chances are that an occasion will arise where you or someone else will want to use it again or you could always sell it on eBay. Pick one up and get cooking. Erotic cake pans?work with any cake mix that you pick up at the grocery store or make from scratch. Don't forget the icing! Depending on what kind of flesh tone you're going for, playing around with food coloring can help you achieve it. Start out with white icing and mix colors until you reach your desired hue.
Mood Food
So your laying out the spread and you feel like you could really use some suggestions on bachelorette party refreshments? Don't let your buffet come across stale, go for a truly unique theme instead. Treat the ladies at your bachelorette party to an all-aphrodisiac smorgasbord. Calm down, it's easier than you think. Believe it or not, there are more aphrodisiacs out there than oysters. Here are some others: asparagus, truffles, honey, raspberries, avocados, bananas, chocolate, carrots, figs, licorice, pineapples, strawberries, vanilla and wine. In order to truly capture the theme, be sure to play some melodious music in the background and fill the room with candles. And, when everyone has finished their "feel good" plates, be sure to break out the bachelorette party cake and toast the bride while everyone enjoys a slice (don't let the food take your mind off of who this event is really for).
Sweets to Go
Looking for suggestions on bachelorette party refreshments? Try making a little something for your guests to take home. If you prefer that the goodies you send home with your guests are more sweet than naughty, get cookin'! Bake up batches of sugar cookies and paint cute messages on them in icing (Lizzie's Night, Last Fling, Girls Night, etc.). Pack them up in little baggies tied up with bows and labeled with each guest's name. This is a cheap goodie giveaway that is sure to earn smiles for it's personal feel. *If you want to add a tiny bit of naughtiness to the treats, attach each bundle to a penis sucker (so that they resemble hobo knapsacks).
Hey Baker Man!
No bachelorette party is complete without a penis cake! Okay, maybe there are some that are but they can't be nearly as much fun, right? If you want to get a phallic cake there are plenty of naughty bakeries that would be happy to oblige. Thumb through the yellow pages and call around. You might even want to go into a few of the bakeries and flip through their books to pick out exactly what you would like. Don't be embarrassed, rest assured that you're not the first person to step into this place and request such a thing, this is their business afterall. It's a good idea to let the person behind the counter know that you are throwing a bachelorette party so they can show you some of the more popular items. Who knows, they might even be able to suggest a theme and give you decorating ideas.
Comfort Buffet
Want to have a bachelorette party that all ages can enjoy? If the bride's younger siblings and relatives are on the guest list or if naughty parties just don't interest the bride, consider a tasty alternative, put together an all dessert buffet. When you send out the invitations, ask each guest to bring her own dessert (it might be a good idea to assign desserts so you don't have repeats). Lay out some festive table cloths, break out that bachelorette party plates and napkins, and, for goodness sake, don't forget to provide the best dessert of all: the bachelorette party cake. Stumped on dessert ideas? Here a some suggestions: cupcakes, brownies, cookies, lemon squares, chocolate mousse, cheesecake, muffins, sundaes, banana splits, etc. A word to the wise: be sure to plan this event far enough in advance that the bride will be able to squeeze into her wedding gown on the big day!
Bite Me for a Price
There comes a time when girls must band together for a greater good. In an effort to collect cash for the future bride, have each guest wear a candy necklace and a name tag that reads "suck for a buck" or "bite me for a price." It's inevitable that curious men will approach. And, when you've caught someone's attention, inform him that he can have a tasty nibble for a price. If you go the "bite me for a price" route you're at liberty to request whatever amount you'd like for each bite (depending on the attractiveness of the guy, of course). There are a large amount of candy pieces on each necklace so, depending on how many ladies are present, it's likely that you will earn a large stash of cash for the bride-to-be.
Make a Memory
Bachelorette parties are meant to be a blast and you'll definitely want all of the girls to remember it fondly. As a reminder, send each lady home a little something. As party favors go, unless you know each of the girls quite well (which is highly unlikely) it will be hard to give everyone something personal. While you won't be able to find just one item that that will please all of your attendees, perhaps if you provide a fun mix you'll have a better shot. Make up goodie bags for all of the guests. Start by filling cellophane bags with colored tissue paper or streamers and adding naughty confetti (in little penis shapes, of course). Next, toss in some penis candy or perhaps a penis sucker. Penis-shaped sippie cups are always a big hit, as are diamond ring-shaped shotglasses. Tie each bag up with a ribbon and start passing them out. *If you really want to send them home with a vivid memory, take a bunch of polaroids of the group to date and pass out.