New York Theatre and Kids
Your six-year-old begs for "The Lion King" tickets, but your budget is off-Broadway. Before you go traipsing around in search of reasonable New York theater tickets, observe a few kid-friendly rules. Off-Broadway show tickets will sometimes let your kids in to more risque material than they'd see on MTV. Case in point: "Naked Boys Singing." Check Playbill.com and the New York Times for kid-friendly theater guides. "Rent," for example, will be great when your angel turns fourteen. Bear in mind that Broadway show tickets for touring shows coming to your city can cost less than the normal $10 to $100 in New York. So if you can stand to miss the Big Apple jungle, see if "The Lion King" will come to your savannah. Now you can share the magic of live theater with your little one--because she's certain to be well-behaved. Right?
Gift Broadway Tickets
You've seen every show from "700 Sundays" to "The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee." Still, you have no idea what Broadway show tickets to get for your fussy aunt. Check your online ticket broker site for an interactive gift guide. Input your aunt's age, preferences, the occasion (is "please don't cut me out of the will" an option?), and input the dates that your aunt's Kiwanis Club is going to New York. The interactive gift guide says "The Odd Couple." She loved the TV series. She also likes "Chicago." Spring for Broadway show tickets to both! If she doesn't like one of them, well, you could always go see "Chicago" for the fifth time. Congratulations--you're back in the will!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Tickets
Forget The Lion King Tickets -- the "furries," as TLK fans call themselves, can't compete with the Chittys. How could you not love a musical conceived by Ian Fleming and the movie with Dick Van Dyke? The late Howard Keel was rumored to be in consideration for the London version. You've got to get Broadway show tickets while you're buying your New York theater tickets. Unfortunately, the news out of Broadway is that Broadway tickets for "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" will be gone after December 31, because the flying car will soar out of New York (let's hope it doesn't violate no-fly lists). Book your Broadway show tickets now. Some ticket brokers still list dates for January 2006, so check with your broker. After all, if an eccentric professor can build a flying car, maybe the musical will stay on Broadway! Long live the Chittys!
Odd Couple vs. Producers
Nazis and the worst musical in history versus neat vs. sloppy roommates. Hard to choose! They both have Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick in common though. Broadway theater tickets for Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple" appear to be in plentiful supply--if you go for "The Producers" in January 2006, you can do a double feature (sort of) with 2 p.m. "Producers" matinee theater tickets and Broadway show tickets for the 8 p.m. "The Producers" the same day. Be sure to allow yourself plenty of time to travel between the St. James Theatre and the Brooks Atkinson Theatre. Just pray that Lane and Broderick never do a show about untidy vs. neat Storm Troopers who drive each other crazy. We'll give those theater tickets a pass and purchase "The Lion King" theater tickets.
Being on Broadway Without the Blues
In the song "On Broadway," the guitar-playing would-be star laments how expensive everything is. It's expensive for theater-goers too. For big-name acts like "Wicked," "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels," "Mamma Mia," and "The Odd Couple," you could end up paying hundreds for great New York theater tickers. Don't play that guitar blues poor-me song before you listen to our tips on Broadway show tickets. The balcony or the mezzanine are better seats if you're buying "The Lion King" tickets, "Phantom of the Opera" tickets, "Spamalot" tickets, or "Miss Saigon" tickets. You can see more of the spectacle in a big theater from the balcony. Broadway babies say that "rush tickets" are a great way to get excellent Broadway tickets. Just get there three hours ahead of the curtain, especially since theater owners recommend you line up two hours before show time. SoYouWanna.com also says that the TKTS Booth at Broadway and 47th sell half-price Broadway show tickets, albeit with an hour's wait--bring the latest PLAYBILL to read in line. Ticket brokers can also get you great seats without you resorting to the mercies of the scalpers. You're more apt to get good theater tickets at a fair price when you choose a long-running show. Put away that guitar and change those Broadway blues to Broadway yahoos!
The Lion King Seating
Mufasa may have a sweeping view from Pride Rock, but when you buy "The Lion King" tickets, will you end up with the hyenas? According to TLK fans, you'll feel the love tonight in the new Amsterdam Theatre if you buy Broadway tickets for the orchestra level about ten rows from the front. Aisle seats are recommended as are first row mezzanine "The Lion King" tickets. Insiders say the theater is small, but you can see Scar's rage up close that way. If you can't get good Broadway show tickets through your broker, consider buying some of the 22 standing room only tickets available each show. Grab your binoculars and pretend you're a giraffe! You may not perch on Pride Rock, but it's impossible not to get swept up by Elton John and Tim Rice's score no matter where you pounce.
Off-Broadway Seats
So you've decided to be adventurous in the wilds of New York theater tickets. You're thinking you'll get good seats cheap, right? Wrong. Even off-Broadway show tickets aren't cheap any more. The NEW YORK TIMES reports good seats with a clear view of the stage can cost a minimum of $50 at venues such as Dodger Stages. The critics have said that off-Broadway theater tickets bought you the opportunity to see the best work this year, and production values as of February this year had gone up to $1 million for off-Broadway shows. What will those steeper ticket prices land you? Playbill.com has the seating charts for every theater in NYC, on and off-Broadway. Once you have the seating charts you can check your online ticket broker for good deals. So surf over to Playbill, map out your NYC visit, buy your theater tickets, and explore the wilds without even springing for "The Lion King" tickets.
Off-Broadway Shows
Off Broadway shows used to be like Rodney Dangerfield. But with hits like "Tony 'n Tina's Wedding" and "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change," you don't have to worry about being in a second-rate theater and getting bad New York theater tickets. If you're not able to get, or prefer not to buy, Broadway show tickets, off-Broadway theatres such as the Westside Theatre are great venues to see a show. Just make sure that when you order your theater tickets, you do so through reputable broker, the box office, or Ticketmaster--not from scalpers on 56th Street. Just respect the performers, and off-Broadway shows will respect you.
Off-Broadway Play Recommendations
If you're a "Ma Rainey's Black Bottom" fan, we have disturbing news: NYC'S Signature Theater won't be taking any orders for New York theater tickets for the August Wilson celebration in 2006. What other off-Broadway plays can you see now that your mood is black like Ma Rainey's bottom? We recommend John Guare's "Landscape of the Body" at the Signature Theater for replacement off-Broadway theater tickets. Guare wrote "A Few Stout Individuals" starring "Die Hard 2" villain William Sadler as Mark Twain. We also hear that "Doubt" at Walter Kerr Theatre tends to sell out with its exploration of religious morals, so purchase your off-Broadway show tickets for January 2006. In the meantime, read "The Piano Lesson" again and appreciate the genius of August Wilson while you're waiting for your theater tickets to be delivered.
Tickets for Jewtopia?
Think of it as the Hebrew version of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." "Jewtopia" New York theatre tickets at the Westside Theater in New York are still available--you can buy April 2006 tickets. Shouldn't we be more sensitive? Ah, not when you can buy Broadway show tickets for "700 Sundays," in which Billy Crystal serves up his relatives with a side of lox and sour cream and quips, "Yiddish is German with phlegm!" And if you still have doubts, "The Producers" skewers everything, including Nazism. We recommend center section theater tickets (109-101) for "Jewtopia." If you get nervous about political correctness, remember the famous line from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"--"We're all fruit!"